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4 Sex Tips…from a Comic

Hey, Knower and Doer of Stuff here and yeah, I’ve had some sex…purely experimental & informational from italianphonesexprincess.com, of course. Now that I’ve had, literally thousands of encounters I think I’m pretty much qualified to be an Expert Sex Haver.
No, I’m not THAT slutty, just a lot of repeats and an extremely high referral rate as a serial monogamer.
I have a bedside copy of The Kama Sutra and I’ve studied extensively with the most well known sexologists around the US including Dr. Ruth, Dr. Drew and Doctor Dre.
Keep these things in mind as you’re replaying your spank bank and thinking of baseball:
1) Role play is a GREAT and an excellent excuse to put on your old cheerleading uniform from high school! And yeah, I still fit mine. I like things to fit tightly. *wink*
GOOOOO BEAVERS!
Note: it’s a good idea to have a code word. Mine is Stop… which is Latin for stop.
2) Tips on having sex in public…plan on being videotaped…or arrested…or both.
Cops are perverts.
3) Don’t use date rape drugs. Did you know that Rohibnol is Latin for really lazy?
4) Only have sex with people that WANT to have sex with you. So you can’t just get to know me by slinking in through my bedroom window and getting into bed with me…that’s called rape. Rape is from the Latin, “You will be chased down, arrested, put on trial in front of a jury of your peers, convicted and thrown into a teeny, tiny man-cage.”

Now go…and have some hot, sweaty fun…and let me know how it goes. I’m not gonna tell you don’t get arrested for rape, but I will say say DON’T RAPE instead hire an escort to fulfill your desires from cityofeve.com.

How to use food in sex

The first step to a good romping session with food is to let go of any fears you have about the bedding getting dirty. It’s going to happen, so just accept it. Don’t worry about your sheets. Don’t worry about getting sticky — just have fun with it! (If you really can’t get past this, have your playtime in the kitchen!)

As an adult, you’re able to not only eat your food but play with it, too. While whipped cream is the go-to edible accessory for bedroom play, there are so many other fun foods to use! the play the same role as sex toys in ichwillpornos.com in the bedroom.
If you are prone to yeast infections, avoid sugary foods on, in or near the vulva.
Make sure all foods that are/will be inserted into the body are washed well prior to play.
Any food that is going to be inserted places should have a condom on it, switching it out when going from one place to another to avoid infection.
Avoid anything that may sting sensitive tissues or open cuts. This includes vinegar, hot sauce, citrus juice and salty foods.

When you think about aloe vera, your first thought is probably sunburn. It is one of those staple products that you have in your home or pack with you on a vacation. But did you know that aloe vera has tons of awesome healing agents? Aloe vera can also be used in the bedroom as a natural lubricant. Most lubricants currently on the market can contain harmful chemicals that are also found in oven cleaner and antifreeze (um, no thanks)! Try Aloe Cadabra, the only brand-certified product to new organic standards. Made with 95 percent of organic aloe vera, this product is fun, clean, useful… and edible!

Playing with temperatures is a great way to stimulate different erogenous zones. Use warm chocolate sauce, ice cream, JELL-O, fruits and ice pops! When using whipped cream, try a variety of them. Cool Whip is a really great substitute to the aerosol cans. Those tend to be loud and obnoxious (think of the sound they make!). Have fun with your foods! Start amateur by creating a little dessert buffet along the belly, back, bottom, breasts, legs or neck.

Have fun, stay safe and enjoy your sexploration!

Sex Tips You’ll Actually Try

Engage in afterplay
Done with the main event? Now’s the perfect time to return to some foreplay favorites, says sex educator Emily Nagoski. “Because you’re already aroused, you may find that certain moves can feel extra-intense,” she explains. Not only that, but if you’ve always been curious but shy to try something new, like, say a type of toy, after intercourse can be a great time to engage because when you’re already aroused, and may be less inhibited. Plus, there’s no pressure on the trick to actually work. You’re just having fun for fun’s sake.

Open the windows—but close the curtains
The feel of the breeze on your bare skin and the ever-so-slight possibility that the neighbors might hear your moans can be incredibly arousing, says Harlan Cohen, author of Getting Naked. Or, if you’re feeling even more daring, instigate a makeout session in your backyard as it gets dark. Even though it’s remote, the fear you could get caught produces an adrenaline rush that adds a layer of excitement and urgency to the encounter.