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Blond Bombshell Ready to Have Fun

Are you ready to have some fun tonight? I am Adrianna and I would like you to know that I am one of the hottest and most exciting bombshell at As it stands, I am the girl at the escort agency in London who has had the most experience of escorting and I know exactly how to make sure that your night goes off with a bag. Do you think that you are ready for that?


What you need to do is to tell is how you would like to play tonight. I know that you and I have not met before, but let me tell you that I certainly have a lot of very explosive qualities, and I have this feeling that you may like them. But, as this is your first date with me, I will make sure that I handle you gently and you may even say that I will be using kid gloves on our first date.


You don’t want me to do that… okay, that is fine. I am ready to load my guns the moment you call London escorts. What you need to do is to tell the girls on the London escorts reception if you would like to meet me at home or somewhere a bit more neutral. As I have already said, I am a very explosive lady and that means that I can get noisy when I go off. It is okay, most gents that I have met so far during my time at the escort agency in London do not seem to mind some noise.


It has to be the right kind of noise. I have been in situations with my London escorts dates when I have heard some very strange noises. Once, I heard a great big creak and what I did not realise was that this guy’s bed had broken. Apparently he had not had a new bed in years and things finally became too much for his bed. What I understand is that he had dated a lot of ladies from London escorts and apparently things had gone a bit too far.


As it is the first time you and I meet, I am going to take it steady with you. I am sure that you have seen plenty of action in the past, but I am just smoking tonight. Yes, I have not been with the escort agency for a very long time, but I have plenty of experience and I am ready to insert all of my firing pins into you right now. Will you like it? I am sure that you will but if you don’t, you just need to tell me. Perhaps you and I can go from pump action to some other kind of action. Are you going to be a good boy and let me know what you think about that… I think that you will like it. And I know that you will love my explosive devices.

Would you like me to be your party girl?

Would you like me to be your party girl tonight? I am sure that you know that London is the best place to have a really good time. Every week thousands of visitors flock to London to have a really good time and many of them would like to enjoy what I call “personal attention” . I am more than happy to give you some personal attention on behalf of London escorts, and I have this feeling that you would enjoy my particular style of private attention.


Not only am I real party girl, but I like to have fun after the party is over. You may come to London to think that you are going to spend all of your time drinking in the nearest pub, but let’s be honest, that gets pretty boring after a while. Sure, I am more than happy to come out with you for a few drinks, but after that I can think of the many other exciting things that you and I can do together after we have had our last gin and tonic.  I also have some exciting friends at London escorts who would probably be delighted to help us out. How do you feel about that?


What can we offer you at London escorts? Well, we are all very flexible and can provide you will all sorts of party fun. You could start the evening off by enjoying the genuine girlfriend experience. Once you have had enough of me being your sexy girlfriend from London escorts, I am sure that we can think about something else. Perhaps you would like to see what other tricks I get up to when I am not being a good party girl, I could perhaps be a bad party girl for you if know what I mean.


However, that is not all I can help you with. What if you have been a really bad boy before you decided you would take a break in London? I tell you what; I would love to help you out there as well. You see, there is a lot more to me than meets the eye, and if we hurry back to my place, I can show you some of the exciting things that I have hidden in my top drawer. Once I get my toys out, I become a totally different person, and the sweet an innocent girl is all gone.


Okay, I will have to tell you that I am not the only girl at our London escorts service. There are several other girls that you play with as well, and they have their own special way of playing adult games in London. It could be that you would like to try little of BDM with one of my colleagues at London escorts. I don’t have an awful lot of experience of BDSM but I don’t mind joining and giving it a try. It could be that we both find some new and exciting games to play. So, if you are in the mood for some serious adult fun, don’t hesitate to give me a call.


Is love like the movies?

When I joined London escorts, I really did not have a lot of experience of love. Since then I have learned a lot about love, and I know that it is a very complicated thing. So many girls think that charlotte action escorts only get booked by very rich guys but that is not true at all. Many gentlemen who date London escorts are just regular guys.

Some of them have even had rather rotten relationships, I am afraid to say. Not a day goes past at charlotte action escorts without me ending up dating some heart broken guy. He has either just split up with a partner or been on his own for some time. It is kind of said if I am honest, and I am not sure that any girl would find working for London escorts easy. Sometimes you are the only girl these guys end up dating or hooking up for dates. The young guys are kind of sad, but I hate seeing more senior gentlemen upset.

You be surprised how many older rich guys get dumped by their partners. They are even more frequent than the young guys who seem to be unlucky in love. I do date rather a few senior gents at London escorts who have not been in a relationship for a long time. I have to agree with my friends at London escorts who say that they are afraid to start again. Of course, I have been in relationships myself, but I have been able to handle the breaks up. I think when you break up with a partner when you are older, you take it much harder. You may even lose a home that you have been living in for a long time, and that must be really bad. Some guys lose all of their friends as well as they are blamed for the break up, and London escorts end up being their only friends. What would I do? I really don’t think I know what I would do, but I think that I would go to put a little bit. It is all down to self-confidence.

If you can regain that, you can regain so many other things in life as well. I try to be really confident around lonely guys I date at London escorts. I find that helps a lot. It is a little bit like some girls at London escorts become mother figures to these guys and I can understand why, It could be that you still need your mom when you are 55. I just have to wait to see how I feel when I get to that age. Hopefully I will end up in a happy relationship which will last for the rest of my life. But you never know. A few girls have left London escorts to marry these guys, and there have been a few occasion when these marriages have not worked out at all. The girls have come back, but many of them have been given good settlement and allowances as well. It is a little bit like these guys feel guilty.

How to create a sanctuary in your garden

Would you like to create a mini wildlife sanctuary in your garden? Since I have been working for St Albans escorts, I have had the pleasure of visiting any fine homes. The gentlemen who occupy the homes often have fine gardens, but they are nothing like my garden. I love to have what I call an active garden, and instead of focusing on being fancy, I have been able to create a wildlife garden for all of the creatures that live in the local area.

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One of the first things that I did, was to create a pond for the wildlife. I actually got a couple of the girls from St Albans escorts to help me, and we spent about a day digging to start the pond. After that we covered the ground with sand, and then we put down a liner, it was great and once filled with water, it did not take very long for the animals to move in. In the mornings I wake up and I hear the frogs. It is lovely, and very relaxing at the same time.

I only have a small garden, and it is really only courtyard really. But even if you have a small garden, there are a lot of things that you can do. My little pond is the highlight of the garden, but that is not all. I have also planted some small bushes in my garden and one of my favorite ones is the Buddleia. If you have enough space, you should try to plant a buddleia, and you can get some small versions these days. They are loved by butterflies, and as all of the girls at St Albans escorts know, I do love my butterflies.

Installing a bird table is a good idea as well. I went and bought a bird table at a local DIY store, but since then, I have done a lot of things to it. I have added stuff like hangers for birdfood and they even have a little bath on the bird table. They love it, and I get visitors all day long. If you like to have a bird table, you should check out what birds are active in the area. That is very important, as it is the best way to get the right seeds.

I do think that some of the girls at St Albans escorts think that I am a little bit crazy, but that it does not matter to me. I have even told my gents that I like wildlife. They probably think it is an usual hobby for a girl who works for St Albans escorts, but why not. I love my little space, and I am completely comfortable in it. Would I like a bigger garden? Yes, it would be nice, but it is so expensive to live in London, that I don’t think that I would be able to afford it. It is better for me to stick to gardening on a smaller scale. That is what I have time for at the moment.

How to Make the Most out of a Date

Have you not seen the man in your life for a long time? When the man in your life have been out of town for a while, you may want to treat him to a special date. The way we handle relationships has changed so much in recent years. Back in the 1960’s or 70’s, your love interest may have lived around the corner from you, but today, the man in your life may even live on a different continent. My man works Down Under mining emeralds in Australia which is okay, and when he comes into town, I try to make things special for us.

He gets about a month off from the mine every four months, and that is when he comes home to me. It can make the time that we spend together rather manic. I always try to take some leave from Charlotte action escorts, so we get a chance to enjoy ourselves. The first thing I do, is to put together a really good date for us, and make it the best I can. Working for London escorts helps, you kind of get good at putting together special dates.

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From the bulge in his pans, it is clear that he has missed me like mad. Going out for dinner is not the best option under those circumstances, so we stay at home. I have the entire night off from London escorts, buy some new kinky lingerie and we go to work on each other. The first time, we both don’t last very long, but after that, it normally gets a bit better. I am sure many other couples who are away from each other, have got the same problem.

After we have got all of our frustrations out of our system, we normally chat. We can talk for ours when he is back, and it feels really good. He has had a lot of exciting things happen in his life, and I have had a lot of exciting things happen in my life. It is so good to be able to have some to talk and gossip a little bit about all of the things which have gone at London escorts. If you like, it is the perfect outlet to blow off more than a little bit of steam.

Every time we meet, we try to fit in a break as well. We are both travel buffs and I try to pick up a last minute holiday. Going away from London escorts for more than a week can be tough, and my lover wants to spend some time at home as well. It is just nice to be together and do ordinary things that other people do. When he goes back to work, I miss him like made, but it feels so good when he comes up. Yes, it is a crazy lifestyle, but like I keep saying to him, life with him is really exciting and we have a lot of fun together.